alascene:

arunima:

is this a joke are they joking. hannibal lecter’s lecture on vegetarianism

paramaline:

paramaline:

this is the best headline i’ve ever seen this is the most thrilling moment of my life

YES

hellsite-yano:

heyniceworkasshole:

tisorridalamor:

You have a full carton of a dozen eggs. You need to make something that requires 4 eggs. How do you take the eggs from the carton?

All four eggs from one side, all in one row

All four eggs from one side, in 2 columns

Two eggs from the right side, two eggs from the left side

All four eggs from the center

All four egg eggs randomly selected from the carton

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chimpanzeedotcom:

staffs-secret-blog:

staffs-secret-blog:

Guys. I do not think he was joking when he said this

theriu:

I like to think that at least once, the Avatar cycle seemed to skip the Water Tribe—like people knew it was the water tribe’s turn, everyone was looking for them, the tests are done on all the kids, but like 60-80 years go by and no avatar until some Earth Kingdom kid shows up. People wonder if the cycle skipped a generation or what, but nothing serious was going on at that time so they shrug and move on.

It’s only many many years later that someone is researching Swampbender oral history and someone tells the story of “Ol Stinky Jess, she was a funny one, could light the swamp on fire an’ all sorts o’ shenanigans! Best catfishgator catcher in the tribe, she was” and thats literally it, she just lived a totally chill life in the swamp and nobody knew what an avatar was at the time so they just rolled with that funny gal’s odd bending ways.